Names We Almost Had

Alternate band names considered:

Damn Fine Taco
Suicidal Pwnies
Chainmail Condom
Dealy Stan
The Variable Constants
Stink Palm
Motorass
and…Orifice

The BEST name we ever came up with was easily: “The Devil’s Own Black Asshole”, but our manager’s supervisor’s liason to the executive vice president’s deputy assistant bean counter thought that having “Black Asshole” in the band name would affect album sales in urban centers and keep us from ever trending on Twitter. What a prick, right?